For Booksellers, Librarians & Media
The Book of Don
A Sacred Chronicle of the Trump Era
Translated by T.B. Calder
Trade information, ISBNs, retail pricing, ordering details, and a downloadable sell sheet for booksellers, librarians, and trade buyers.
Kirkus Praise
“Lofty, witty, and unbiased, this chronicle of the Trump era educates with a wink and a chuckle.”
“. . . landing this chronicle a spot among the great literary satires.”
A faux-scriptural literary satire of the Trump era, written in mock-Biblical chapters and verses as a comic chronicle of celebrity, power, media, branding, and American spectacle.
Twelve books carry the arc from Queens to the second presidency. The form is satirical. The events are documented. The result is a current-events title that is giftable, browsable, argumentative, and built for the political shelf.
- Shelf-ready high concept: Trump-era politics rendered as comic scripture.
- Kirkus-backed positioning: witty, unbiased, satire-forward.
- Giftable and browsable: short passages or cover-to-cover read.
- News-cycle fit: front-table current-events display.
- Trade-friendly: Ingram distribution, returnable, standard discount.
- Three formats: eBook, paperback, hardcover price points.
- Returnable
- Yes
- Discount
- Trade standard
- Availability
- Available now
- eBook 979-8-9953937-4-0 $9.95
- Paperback 979-8-9953937-0-2 $17.95
- Hardcover 979-8-9953937-1-9 $26.95
Distribution: Amazon; Barnes & Noble; The Strand; Ingram; Kindle & Kindle Unlimited (eBook).
Readers of Jon Stewart, Christopher Buckley, The Onion, Andy Borowitz, and Mark Twain.
Shelve: Humor; Political Satire; Current Events; American Politics.
Display: front table for major news cycles.
| Format | ISBN | Retail | Distribution / Availability |
|---|---|---|---|
| eBook | 979-8-9953937-4-0 | $9.95 | Amazon Kindle & Kindle Unlimited (exclusive) Available now |
| Paperback | 979-8-9953937-0-2 | $17.95 | Amazon; Barnes & Noble; The Strand; Ingram Available now |
| Hardcover | 979-8-9953937-1-9 | $26.95 | Amazon; Barnes & Noble; The Strand; Ingram Available now |
| Audiobook | Forthcoming | TBD | Multiple platforms Releasing August 2026 |
Pub date: 14 June 2026. Trim: 6 × 9. Page count: 230. Returnable: yes. Wholesale discount: trade standard.
Ordering Information
Booksellers and libraries can order paperback and hardcover copies through IngramSpark, Barnes & Noble, and The Strand. The eBook is available exclusively through Amazon Kindle and Kindle Unlimited. An audiobook edition is releasing August 2026. For wholesale terms, returnability, and discount details, please contact the publisher directly.
🎧 Audiobook edition releasing August 2026.
Contact
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T.B. Calder · realbookofdon.com
T.B. Calder is a pen name. The author writes in a personal capacity. This book is not affiliated with, authorized by, endorsed by, or prepared on behalf of any government agency, military service, public office, political campaign, political party, or partisan organization.